🔥 How Ordering Works at
Knot Today
Satan
This isn’t Amazon. This is a one-woman, fiber-fueled circus where everything is made-to-order and nothing happens without intention—or a little attitude.
🗓 Orders Open Quarterly
Four times a year, the gates swing open and chaos begins!
- You can place your order while slots are available.
- I only take on what I can make with two hands and a healthy dose of caffeine.
- When I hit capacity, the shop closes until the next drop.
Pro tip:
Join the waitlist to get 48-hour early access before each drop goes public.
🧵 After You Order
This is where the fun starts. Once your order is in, I’ll follow up by email to lock in the details:
- Color Palette
- Hardware vibes (gold? silver? spooky black?)
- Size adjustments (where applicable)
- Any custom touches you’ve got in mind
Each piece is made just for you—no copy-paste crafting here.
🧶 When I Start Stitching
- You’ll get a production update when your piece officially hits my hook.
- Processing time starts after that point.
- I’ll keep you posted so you’re never left wondering where your bag (or spell pouch, or chaotic crochet sneaker) is in the wild.
✨ Why This System Works
- No factories.
- No overproduction.
- Just a handmade rhythm that lets me focus on quality, creativity, and giving your order the attention it deserves.
- Your patience = my superpower and it helps me create fiber art that’s as fierce as it is functional.
💡 Got an idea that’s not listed?
Love that for you!
Shoot me an email and we’ll see if we can bring your weird little vision to life.
I love custom collabs and unexpected requests!